“But if you are single the last thing you want is your best friend forming a functional relationship with somebody else.”

“It's a sad thing to watch your best friend turn into somebody you don't know anymore. Or even want to know.”

“If you want to have the kind of relationship that your heart yearns for, you have to create it. You can't depend on somebody else creating it for you.”

“Life doesn’t make sense. It’s against the law for somebody to steal your bike but apparently it doesn’t matter if somebody tries to steal your best friend. Well you can always get a new bike. But how do you replace a best friend”

“Do not bring people in your life who weigh you down. And trust your instincts ... good relationships feel good. They feel right. They don't hurt. They're not painful. That's not just with somebody you want to marry, but it's with the friends that you choose. It's with the people you surround yourselves with.”

“It's not something you tell your single best friend. It'd be like rubbing your nose in the poop of my happiness.”