“What was really unfair about the whole thing was that Oma Kristel hadn't so much exploded as spontaneously combusted. But Gossip is Baron Münchhausen's little sister, and never lets the truth get in the way of a good story.”
“Never let the truth get in the way of a good story”
“I’m not dead yet. It’s all good. (Omari)Good. That whole spontaneous combustion thing can be a real buzzkill. Ruins your clothes, too. (Nero)”
“Nobody cared about Oma Kristel, about the way she had tried to keep herself attractive long after Youth had packed its bags and moved out of the aging tenement, about the way she always had some little gift for me, a sample bottle of unsuitable scent or a brooch made of sparkly paste.”
“It [soccer] would be much more interesting if every so often, the ball spontaneously exploded.”
“The truth is, we know so little about life, we don't really know what the good news is and what the bad news is.”