“Age is not important unless you're a cheese.”
“Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.”
“Age doesn't matter, unless you're cheese.”
“Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese”
“I must say it's pretty dreary living in the American Age - unless you're an American of course. Perhaps all our children will be Americans.”
“Men got better with age, like wine. Women, on the other hand, were like cheese- aged was good to a degree, then came the mold and the inevitable casting aside.”