“I yelled, wishing that the ground would open up and swallow me – or better yet, my parents.”
“its my birthday wish me happy birthday horus said happy birthday I yelled now shut up”
“It’s my birthday, Horus insisted. Wish me happy birthday!“Happy birthday!” I yelled. “Now shut up!”
“He screamed.Mmm?' inquired the gentleman.I...I would never presume to interrupt you, sir. But the ground appears to be swallowing me up.'It is a bog,' said the gentleman, helpfully.It is certainly a most terrifying substance.”
“I wish my shadow would get up and walk beside me.”
“The words from The Microlight Pilot’s Handbook hammered in my temples. ‘It is better to be on the ground wishing to God you were in the air, than in the air wishing to God you were on the ground.”