“Gawd, this guy was hawt. Super hawt. He was giving off heat.Josh was getting hard just looking at him.He looked like that actor. In that show. The one where he was that guy. The hot guy.”

“The next evening found me having breakfast with a ridiculously hot guy. It was typical of my life that this would only happen when said guy was tied up.”

“When a guy says he's a 'simple man', what he's really telling you is he's cheap.”

“The problem was, you couldn't have one without the other. There couldn't be a bad guy unless there was a good guy to create the standard. And there couldn't be a good guy until a bad guy showed just how far off the path he might stray.”

“All in all, he looked kind of ... dangerous. Like he could kick somebody's ass, big time, but with style. Like a suave, tough-guy super spy.”

“I used to tell your mother she looked like Sophia Lauren." He looks at me, frowning, and then it registers. "Oh God, some guy's using that line on you, isn't he?""Not just 'some guy'." I tell him. "The guy.”

“It was like the Justice League of Super Heroes but instead it was the Justice League of Hot Guys.”