“Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.”

“Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.”

“A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her.”

“And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.”

“Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side and his nobler instincts - and another woman to help him forget them.”

“Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.”

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