“Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.”
“It has come to this, that the lover of art is one, and the lover of nature another, though true art is but the expression of our love of nature.”
“It is worse for a liar to tell the truth than for a lover of truth to lie.”
“While bachelors are lonely people, I'm convinced that married men are lonely people with dependents.”
“A man without a wife and babies is a menace to civilization... One bachelor is an irritation. Ten thousand bachelors are a war.”
“When a man has seen the woman whom he would have chosen if he had intended to marry speedily, his remaining a bachelor will usually depend on her resolution rather than on his.”