“When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.”

“When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.”

“When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.”

“It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.”

“the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance”

“Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again.”

“Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.”