“There is often an inverse correlation between genius and personal hygiene.”
“They say true genius often strikes in the pale moments between awake and asleep.”
“There is an inverse relationship between reliance on the state and self-reliance.”
“There seemed to be some correlation between devotion to God and a misguided zeal for marshmallows.”
“There is a known correlation between denial of one’s sexuality and a propensity to self-destructive behaviour.”
“There's zero correlation between being the best talker and having the best ideas.”