“He is intelligent enough to get a job that would earn him good money, but too clever to want one.”

“To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”

“Clever is when one is crafty enough to mistake your imagination for intelligence. Smart is when one assumes they are too educated to notice the difference.”

“What would you consider a good job?" Answered as follows:"A good job is one in which I don't have to work, and get paid a lot of money."When I heard that I cheered and yelled and felt that he should be given an A+, for he had perfectly articulated the American dream of those who despise knowledge. What a politician that kid would have made.”

“No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.”

“If you don’t want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won’t have to work.”