“He is intelligent enough to get a job that would earn him good money, but too clever to want one.”

“Men are like cigarettes. I only want one when I'm drunk.”

“When I first learned to drive and I bought petrol I went to great lengths to trickle the final drops into the petrol tank so it cost a round amount of money like £10. Now I try and spend £19.87 or £20.04 or some other amount that I hope will disturb the cashier’s sense of neatness and uniformity.”

“Perhaps our matching black outfits - even Phoebe wears dark colors - convince him that we are lesbian Buddhists”

“People who work in offices are crazy, they create an environment they hate, write rules they want to break, cast each other in roles they despise. It’s like they’re sixth formers in an end of term drama acting out the agony of everything they fear most in their life but they forget to end the play.”

“Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like”

“When would I learn the secret of happy, contented teamwork? Why did I always want to be the last link? If I would love the Lord with all my mind, I had to give Him all that I thought I knew or could do, and be willing for Him to place me anywhere within the team to do any job He chose for me. Only then would I exprience true peace of mind.”