“Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose.”

“You don't spread democracy with a barrel of a gun.”

“George W. Bush is the worst President in all of American history.”

“You cannot criticize Israel in this country (USA) and survive”

“I don't think a tough question is disrespectful.”

“Dumbo! The ninth wonder of the univoise! The woild's only flyin' elephant! - Timothy Q. Mouse”

“She believes in the words of her fortune teller, but really, anyone could have told her that if you have to stop doing the thing you love, it will kill you.”