“You cannot criticize Israel in this country (USA) and survive”

“You don't spread democracy with a barrel of a gun.”

“George W. Bush is the worst President in all of American history.”

“I don't think a tough question is disrespectful.”

“Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose.”

“I looked at him nonplussed. I realized that I have spent so many years being on a diet that the idea that you might actually need calories to survive has been completely wiped out of my consciousness. Have reached point where believe nutritional ideal is to eat nothing at all, and that the only reason people eat is because they are so greedy they cannot stop themselves from breaking out and ruining their diets.”

“If you women continue to demand your choice to work, you will so upset the economy of this country that the time will come when you will not have a choice. You will have to work.”