“You don't spread democracy with a barrel of a gun.”

“I don't think a tough question is disrespectful.”

“You cannot criticize Israel in this country (USA) and survive”

“George W. Bush is the worst President in all of American history.”

“Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose.”

“A ghost mill, they called it, infested with all sorts of witches, phantoms, and monsters. It was as though the very timbers of the mill had soaked up the unearthly forces that seethed and thronged in the valley, like the wood of a wine barrel takes up the stain and scent of the wine.”

“Just because I have food, it doesn't mean I'm going to share it with you.”