“The insanity of love, and that’s why you’re trying to drive away with the park brake on.”

“I think I love you, Bennett. Probably not relevant at the moment so no need to say thanks.”

“A man doesn't want to be rejected. We're really quite sensitive.'Sensitive?' She laughed, her head on one side. 'Sensitive egos you mean. Never met a man who didn't have one of those.”

“I’ve been around many girls who have been super outgoing. And a lot of times, they would say to me, “Why are you so quiet? What’s wrong with you?” And I’m like, “I don’t know. That’s just the way I am.” So if I found the perfect girl she would totally get that and say, “You’re quiet, and that’s the way I love you.”

“I love you. You’re mine. I’ll kill any bastard who tries to take you from me.”

“Why is it that people who wouldn't dream of stealing anything else think it's perfectly all right to steal books?”

“It's against my principles to buy a book I haven't read, it's like buying a dress you haven't tried on.”