“Where is it written that if you don't like religion you are somehow disqualified from being a legitimate American? What was Mark Twain, a Russian?”
“Mark Twain had written somewhere: We are all mad at night.”
“All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. American writing comes from that. There was nothing before. There has been nothing as good since.”
“Age is merely mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Mark Twain”
“I think it was Mark Twain who said, “Get your facts straight, and then you can distort them as much as you like.”
“When you think of love you think as an American. You must think like a Russian. It is a more expansive view.''Americans havea bad habbit of thinking like Americans,' Roxane said kindly.”