“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. ”

“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”

“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.”

“If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.”

“Dancing on pointe...Why don't they just get taller girls?”

“My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?”

“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.”