“Nicio descriere poetica a apei n-a potolit niciodata setea nimanui”

“The best antidote to writer's block is...to write.”

“Life is a narrative that you have a hand in writing.”

“It's just so sad what we're willing to do for the Joey Spinellis of the world, you know?The mutilating, the tweezing, the enhancing, the plumping, the pinching, the waxing, the starving, the sweating, the bleaching. And for what? So you can wake up next to THAT in thirty years? What are we thinking??”

“Mom, camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home.”

“In the end we're all miserable. It's a human condition.”

“Chickens are annoying. Is that why people eat them? My sister is annoying, but nobody eats her.”