“Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen. Soccer is a gentleman's game played by beasts. Football is a beastly game played by beasts.”
“In the wilderness, only the most terrible beasts of prey cavort and gambol. Deer and rabbits play no games.”
“What sort of perverse beast uses sex to lure a woman into a game of table tennis?”
“A teacher had once told them that men were either beasts, gentlemen, or beasts masquerading as gentlemen. Might there be a fourth category — gentlemen masquerading as beasts?”
“When I began playing the game, baseball was as gentlemanly as a kick in the crotch.”
“Winning means so much, and not winning always mentally frustrates and then pushes me physically to be a BEAST all summer.I LOVE THIS GAME.”