“If I put my head deliberately into the fire, there is no appeal to fire or to the maker of fire, and I have only myself to blame.”
“If my house is on fire, I don't need the fire chief telling me I should not have built the house out of wood. I need somebody to put the fire out.”
“-I die. I,uh, have a terrible fever in my head and it gets hotter and hotter and hotter until my head is a fire, a forge, a star. I set the world on fire and everybody dies. O the embarrassment.”
“I blame it on Twilight. In real life, vampires only sparkle when they're on fire.”
“I was so offended I wanted to light his face on fire. But I restrained myself, because he was wearing my cat on his head.”
“I went out to the hazelwood because a fire was in my head.”