“My enemies are worms, cool days, and most of all woodchucks.”
“How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia?”
“The most important thing for me is my family, and my health and happiness, and making sure everyone's cool.”
“We are all worms, But I do believe that I am a glow worm.”
“Most people only want to be my friend because they don't want to be my enemy.”
“In nature, the bird who gets up earliest catches the most worms, but in book collecting the prizes fall to birds who know worms when they see them.”