“One fool at least in every married couple.”
“Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
“To marry a fool is to be no fool.”
“How many married couples who stay married until one of them dies can honestly say that they weren't terribly bored at times?”
“When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.”
“I hate not talking to you, I hate not bickering like we're an old married couple and I hate not spending every day right next to you. -- Chase”