“I ought to tell you I'm probably your cousin.”
“If I tell you I'm good, probably you will say I'm boasting. But if I tell you I'm not good, you'll know I'm lying.”
“Your cousin Maureen just got a job at the button factory. They're probably still hiring."Helen Plum”
“Like I'm going to pass up an opportunity to smack your cousin.”
“I want to tell you about your heart— you've probably been neglecting your heart—and you don’t know.”
“I learned quickly that trying to force Country Folk to love the Big City is like telling your gay cousin, "You just haven't met the right girl yet.”