“Destiny is what you are supposed to do in life. Fate is what kicks you in the ass to make you do it.”

“Destiny is what you make it; otherwise you are at the mercy of fate.”

“What the hell were you doing? Are you okay?""Did I win?""You kicked ass, baby.""The I'm alright.”

“I’ve been fucked up the ass by Fate. What do you think you can do to me with your little, fucking penis?”

“You don't find love, it finds you. It's got a little bit to do with destiny, fate, and what's written in the stars.”

“None of us are going to deny what other people are doing. If saying bullshit is somebody's thing, then he says bullshit. If somebody is an ass-kicker, then that's what he's going to do on this trip, kick asses. He's going to do it right out front and nobody is going to have anything to get pissed off about. He can just say, 'I'm sorry I kicked you in the ass, but I'm not sorry I'm an ass-kicker. That's what I do, I kick people in the ass.' Everybody is going to be what they are, and whatever they are, there's not going to be anything to apologize about. What we are, we're going to wail with on this whole trip.”