“I'm a bit retarded, like most Americans.”
“Recently, I've discovered Radiohead and find them to be quite good. So clearly, I'm some kind of musical retard. (Jonathan Ames, Middle-American Gothic)”
“So, Americans, then. Self-appointed vigilante defenders of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman was retarded and only fought crime when he felt like it.”
“I'm retarded and I'm on TV”
“Maybe I'm a supernatural retard.”
“I may be ugly and clumsy, but one thing I'm not, I'm not retarded.”