“The world is two thirds spaghetti and meatballs, one third syphilitic chancre.”
“Gossip, as usual, was one-third right and two-thirds wrong.”
“Congress consists of one-third, more or less, scoundrels; two-thirds, more or less, idiots; and three-thirds, more or less, poltroons.”
“Life is like a bowl of spaghetti. Every once in a while, you get a meatball.”
“When the male organ of a man stands erect, two thirds of his intelect go away. And one third of his religion.”
“There are two powers in the world; one is the sword and the other is the pen. There is a great competition and rivalry between the two. There is a third power stronger than both, that of the women.”