“There's something perverse about women...they're all masochists at heart.”

“And for that one moment of freedom you have to listen to all that love crap... it drive me nuts sometimes... I want to kick them out immediately... I do now and then. But that doesn't keep them away. They like it, in fact. The less you notice them the more they chase after you. There's something perverse about women... they're all masochists at heart.”

“Because - admit it - there's something perversely appealing about sitting all alone, feeling sorry for yourself, especially when the scenery's stunning and there's a party going on behind you.”

“There's a saying about ranch women. When they're 30, they look 50. When they're 80, they look 50.”

“Women were always complications, bless their perverse little hearts.”

“There's something solid and constant about trees." I said quietly. "They may change through the seasons, but they're always there. They're dependable.”