“Gay people don't have a personality problem. They have a problem with small-minded motherfuckers who can't conquer a 1-inch high curb.”
“There are few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosive.”
“There are very few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.”
“You still don't like the idea of gay marriage? Then, as my friend the economist Julianne Malveaux says: Don't marry a gay person. Case closed, problem solved.”
“I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.”
“I don't have a problem with drugs, I have a problem with policemen.”