“The only difference between me and others is that they think they can change something with cute little poems, nice cards or embracing trees and being nice to little lapdogs.”
“The class laughed. I can tell the difference between people making fun of us and people being nice to us.”
“Sometimes I think all I want to find is a mean guy and make him be nice to me. Or maybe a nice guy who's a little bit mean to me. But they're usually too nice too soon or too mean too long.”
“I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.”
“The difference between being nice and being a doormat depends on whether you're choosing the time of your generosity or someone else is.”
“I know a small part of you thinks you could’ve ended up with Natalie Portman if you had played things a little differently. That’s nice. You can have that. That’s not hurting anybody.”