“Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.”

“Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.”

“If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving.”

“When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.”

“A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.”

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. ”

“I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.”