“When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.”

“When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win. -Henny Youngman, comedian and violinist (1906-1998)”

“If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving.”

“Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.”

“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.”

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”

“Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There is too much fraternizing with the enemy.”