“A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.”
“There are more of them than us.”
“The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.”
“Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?”
“One day if I do go to heaven...I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.”
“The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.”
“Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it.”