“Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?”

“One day if I do go to heaven...I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.”

“The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.”

“The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.”

“There are more of them than us.”

“A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.”

“No' is a reaction, not a position. The people who react negatively to your proposal simply need time to evaluate it and adjust their thinking. With the passage of sufficient time and repeated efforts on your part, almost every 'no' can be transformed into a 'maybe' and eventually a 'yes'.”