“The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.”
“Even the second time around, the lyrics and melody reached through my ears, bypassed my brain, and went straight to my heart, where they wriggled around, causing a hundred different pains.”
“Having not said anything the first time, it was somehow even more difficult to broach the subject the second time around.”
“Trouble and pain were what kept a man alive. Or trying to avoid trouble and pain. It was a full time job.”
“The trouble with Communism is the Communists, just as the trouble with Christianity is the Christians.”
“Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.”