“All mortal greatness is but disease.”
“Don't play with mortals, Cupid. They carry all sorts of diseases.”
“Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.”
“Recession, terrorism, debts, political turmoil, disease, famine, mortality... screw it, I'm putting googly eyes on things.”
“All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates.”
“...ultimately, all diseases are magical diseases...("Gas Station Carnival")”