“Think not, is my eleventh commandment; and sleep when you can, is my twelfth.”
“The eleventh commandment of art: thou shalt not be boring.”
“In the South, there was a gentle tradition of 'it's only a crime if you get caught doing it.' Sometimes it was known as the Eleventh Commandment. Thou shall not get caught.”
“Can I tell you that in my eyes not even God would be good enough to command you?”
“He had then warned his daughter not to violate the Eleventh Commandment."Which one is that?" I asked her."Do not bullshit thy father," she said.”
“When I am consumed by my problems-stressed out about my life, my family, and my job-I actually convey the belief that I think the circumstances are more important than God's command to always rejoice.”