“Great friendships are like cell phones, you do not know why they work but are so glad that they do.”

“The best friendships are like mobile phones, I think--you can't explain exactly how they work, but you're just relieved they do.”

“The cell phone in my pocket went off. Shit! Damn it! Why do I carry these infernal gadgets? Why does anybody in their right mind need to constantly be on call?”

“The only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work, and the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking, and don't settle. As with all matters of the heart, you'll know when you find it. And like any great relationship, it just gets better and better as the years roll on. So keep looking, don't settle.”

“You know, a cell phone's like a guy; if you don't plug him in every night, charge him good, you got nothing at all.”

“Why are they sad and glad and bad? I do not know, go ask your dad.”