“Am I Catholic or Protestant...? God, I don't know..."-Britain (after having a little too much to drink)”
“When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?”
“If prayer fails I am in a greater darkness yet, not knowing whether I have presumed too much or believed too little.”
“I don't know yet what I am capable of doing, but, by God, I have genius -- I know it too well to blush behind it. ”
“One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.”
“. . . and what if I did drink too much? Whose business is that? Who knows how much I didn't drink?”