“China, you run in there and bust out some crazy Shaolin kung-fu, then I'll easily capture them when they're all tired and beat up. It will mean a fight to the death. . .for you!”
“He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.”
“While combat efficiency is a primary function of Shaolin Kung Fu, a more immediate and useful benefit in our law-abiding society is attaining radiant health and vitality.”
“I threatened to kung fu you. Oh my God.”
“If you can't beat them and don't care to join them, Then " FU*K THEM".”
“I went all kung fu on his zombie ass.”