“Don't worry, I can hander it!”

“You don't know me! I'm the United bloody Kingdom and I can held my locker better then you any day!"-England”

“Ahhh-ahh! I'm so sorry! You were right! I am not the box of tomatoes fairies at all! It was all lies, lies, LIES! Please don't shoot me! I'm too young to die, and what if I don't die and but am just mortally wounded and forced to lie there in misery in a pool of my own blood?! Please, I'll do anything--well, I mean within reason-- I don't want to diiiiiiie!"-Italy's "I don't want to die" rant part one”

“Am I Catholic or Protestant...? God, I don't know..."-Britain (after having a little too much to drink)”

“Germany, thanks for the water~ Now I can make pasta again~"-Italy”

“I mean seriously, I'm a virgin! What do you think they get virgin olive oil? The point is you do not want to shoot a virgin. We're pathetic enough as it is! Please! I apologize for the lying and box thing, I really am a good Italy! I swear, you're Germany, right? (trails off)"-Italy's "I don't want to die" rant part 2”

“By any chance, do you serve pasta?""No, we don't."-Chibitalia and Mr. Austria”