“Santo Rita Meata Mater Ringo Jonah Tito Marlin Jack Latoya Janet Michael Dumbledora the Explorer! Santo Rita Meata Mater Ringo Jonah Tito Marlin Jack Latoya Janet Michael Dumbledora the Explorer! I've summoned you from the depths of Hell. Show yourself!" (Britain)"You kolled?" (Russia)"I wasn't calling you!" (Britain)-Britain and Russia”

“Am I Catholic or Protestant...? God, I don't know..."-Britain (after having a little too much to drink)”

“Why won't the light just shut up...? I swear I'll never drink again... someone please kill me..."-Britain (he was hung-over)”

“When I look into all of your stupid faces, I think how fun it will be to pound them into dust."-Russia”

“Long hair will send you to hell!”

“You don't know me! I'm the United bloody Kingdom and I can held my locker better then you any day!"-England”

“Man up before I beat you with my peace prize!"-Switzerland”