“Clea and I were touring one of the cathedrals in Italy, and in front of the whole tour I go 'That's so cute! Look, they have birdbaths in the church!”
“That's so cute! They have birdbaths in the church!”
“I’d been on the road for twenty-five years, pretty much. I was like a mouse on a wheel: album, tour, album, tour, album, tour, album, tour.”
“So we went on what we now call "The Beck Family Church Tour" and man did we see some churches.”
“Why do we people in churches seem like cheerful, brainless tourists on a packaged tour of the Absolute?”
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.”