“By the hairy balls of Jesus”
“Lucifer’s hairy ball sack! You’ve become a morlock.”
“Helping people rocked. This kind of stuff? Sucked hairy donkey balls”
“Was he confused? Drunk? Took too many balls to the face? And dear sweet Mary mother of baby Jesus, that was a fine-looking face.”
“By Odin's Hairy Arse!”
“Hairy Mammal whaddya want”