“You can't be disgusting to people just because they annoy you!" she exclaimed very crossly. "Thousands of people annoy me! Millions of people annoy millions of people all the time! . . . You have to put up with them.”

“Normal people can become very annoying if put in annoying situations.”

“I have to admit I was annoyed. Not physically annoyed, but inside annoyed. That helpless feeling you have when you know you should not be angry because you have to consider how other people are feeling or accept them for what they are, and that it is not your place to say anything. But annoyed because you have not been considered in the whole picture, you are there and that is that. Apologies begin to mean nothing at that point and frustration takes over.”

“Smiling always seems to annoy people more than actually insulting them. Or maybe I just have an annoying smile.”

“You people with your quests annoy the pants off me.”

“Chickens are annoying. Is that why people eat them? My sister is annoying, but nobody eats her.”