“Women have always been the primary victims of war. Women lose their husbands, their fathers, their sons in combat.”
“Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women's husbands.”
“Women have always been spies.”
“We lose more women to marriage than war, famine, and disease.”
“The loudest elderly women always had the quietest elderly husbands.”
“Some women have the best husbands. Others make the best of the husbands they have.”