“Size doesn't but dick matters!”
“Anyone who tells you size doesn't matter has been seeing too many small knives.”
“Didn't anyone tell you that size doesn't matter?""Yes, but I told him to put his pants back on and go home.”
“Women are taught that size doesn't matter, that it's the motion in the ocean. But this is a theory propagated by those bright guys with insecurities who need big theories.”
“It's an erectoral vote.... it doesn't mean dick.”
“It's not the size of the man, but the size of his heart that matters.”