“Real Friends' are someone who are right next to you when you got in emergency, not in only parties.”
“I mean, when you’ve got someone who actually cares about you, maybe loves you, you’d have to be a real asshole to throw it away,”
“When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!”
“It's good, you know, when you got a woman who is a friend of your mind.”
“All you have to do in life is go out with your friends, party hard, and look twice as good as the bitch standing next to you. ”
“all you have to do in life is hang out with your friends, party hard and look twice as good as the chick standing next to you”