“Creator: A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.”
“God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh.”
“Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist. ”
“People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now.”
“I don’t think being a comedian gives you any fucking insight into what makes people laugh.”
“If life came with an audience, mine would be laughing hysterically right now.”