“No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.”
“No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful.”
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being”
“The man may be the head of the household. But the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head whichever way she pleases.”
“When it is said that it was done to please a woman, there ought perhaps to be enough to explain anything; for what a man will not do to please a woman is yet to be discovered.”
“It's like a gay man being married to a straight woman. No matter how much he loves her, it's a sacrifice every moment they're together. The sex is secondary to the sacrifice.”