“The kind of man who wants the government to adopt and enforce his ideas is always the kind of man whose ideas are idiotic.”

“When a man ain't got no ideas of his own, he'd ought to be kind o' careful who he borrows 'em from.”

“Somewhere in this world is a man who loves you, who understands how precious and clever and kind you are. A man who has always loved you and, to his detriment, suspects he always will.”

“Working on a new idea is kind of like getting married. Then a new idea comes along and you think, 'Man, I'd really like to go out with her.' But you can't. At least not until the old idea is finished.”

“You're the kind of man a man wants when a man wants a man.”

“King Richard, who was a strong, restless, burly man, with one idea always in his head, and that the very troublesome idea of breaking the heads of other men, was mightily impatient to go on a Crusade to the Holy Land, with a great army.”