“Look Larry, look! I'm swimming in your tears, O look!”
“Larry Bird looks like a bird, and Johnny Vagina looks like—hey, what is that in the sky? ”
“They [my eyes] immediately started to tear up, tears being your eyes' way of forbidding you to look away,of forcing you to look at the world you've made or unmade. ”
“don't look back. don't be afraid.just wipe your tears, and stay strong!”
“Besides, I'm looking for a man who doesn't have quite the mileage and the wear and tear on him as you do!”
“It is technically impossible for a man to look better in a Speedo than in swim trunks.”